🌀 Introducing: Liberal Logic Loop™ 🌀
Tired of candles that make sense? Yearning for the intoxicating aroma of cognitive dissonance and moral relativism? Look no further than Liberal Logic Loop, the candle that will make your living room smell like a graduate-level philosophy seminar taught by a woke Twitter influencer.
👃 A Symphony of Scents:
Top Notes: The sharp tang of contradiction, a stimulating blend of "love is love" and "cancel culture," "free speech" and "hate speech," "tolerance" and "intolerance."
Heart Notes: The intoxicating aroma of hypocrisy, a complex bouquet of "environmentalism" and private jet travel, "social justice" and virtue signaling, "inclusivity" and exclusionary tactics.
Base Notes: The lingering scent of the relentless pursuit of social justice, a heady mix of self-righteousness, moral superiority, and the faint whiff of performative activism.
🔥 Why Choose Liberal Logic Loop?
Perfect for: Armchair activists, social media warriors, and anyone who's ever used the phrase "problematic" unironically.
Not for: People with common sense, those who value consistency, or anyone who actually reads beyond the headline.
Caution: May cause uncontrollable urges to post virtue-signaling selfies, argue with strangers on the internet, or start a petition to cancel your favorite celebrity.
🕯️ Light It Up!
Embrace the dizzying world of liberal logic with Liberal Logic Loop, the candle that will make your home smell like an echo chamber of progressive platitudes. Get yours today and let the scent of cognitive dissonance fill your nostrils!
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from nine different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color
