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Redneck Regret Scented Soy Candle, 9oz, Pink

Redneck Regret Scented Soy Candle, 9oz, Pink

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Redneck Regret Candle

Introducing the Redneck Regret Candle - a poignant blend of wistful memories and questionable life choices! This candle is a must-have for those quiet, reflective nights when you’re reminiscing about that one time you almost made it big… or at least didn’t end up in the county jail.

Scent Profile:

Top Notes: The unmistakable aroma of cheap beer, freshly mown grass, and a hint of burnt rubber from a late-night drag race gone wrong.

Middle Notes: The comforting yet troubling mix of BBQ smoke, diesel fuel, and just a dash of regretful tattoos inked under the influence of moonshine.

Base Notes: Warm undertones of worn leather boots, sweat-stained trucker hats, and the faint trace of broken dreams carried away by the wind.

Features:

Burn Time: Lasts about as long as a tailgate party before someone decides to jump from the roof into a kiddie pool.

Wax: Made from 100% genuine backwoods paraffin – because if it ain’t traditional, it ain’t right.

Wick: Twisted cotton wick, reminiscent of the winding roads that lead to the best stories and the worst decisions.

Usage:

Light your Redneck Regret Candle whenever you’re longing for simpler times, whether it’s recounting the glory of high school football star days or the one that got away (truck or girl, you decide). Perfect for use during fishing trips, bonfires, or any time you’re sitting on the porch with a cold one, contemplating life’s missed opportunities.

Warning:

Keep away from flammable items like your cousin’s mullet and your collection of vintage beer cans.

May cause a sudden urge to tell tall tales, make late-night phone calls to exes, and start projects that will never be finished.

Embrace the bittersweet scent of Redneck Regret Candle - because every good story starts with “Hold my beer and watch this!”

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from nine different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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