Introducing the Sorry Your Titty is Being Shitty Candle - the perfect blend of humor and heartfelt support for those tough times when laughter truly is the best medicine. This candle is designed to light up the room and lift spirits, one cheeky flicker at a time.
Scent Profile:
Top Notes: A burst of fresh citrus and hopeful positivity, mixed with the comforting aroma of lavender to soothe the soul.
Middle Notes: The warm blend of vanilla and honey, reminiscent of cozy hugs and heartfelt conversations.
Base Notes: Deep, grounding scents of sandalwood and amber, offering strength and resilience in every breath.
Features:
Burn Time: Long enough to get you through multiple episodes of your favorite feel-good TV show.
Wax: 100% soy wax, because you deserve a little eco-friendly love in your life.
Wick: A braided cotton wick, symbolizing the strength and support of friends and loved ones.
Usage:
Light your Sorry Your Titty is Being Shitty Candle during moments of reflection, self-care, or when you just need a good laugh. Perfect for use after a tough day of treatments, while reading uplifting cards from friends, or simply when you need a reminder that it’s okay to find humor in the struggle.
Warning:
Keep away from negative thoughts and overly serious people.
Side effects may include bursts of laughter, unexpected tears of joy, and a renewed sense of hope.
Spread a little light and laughter with the Sorry Your Titty is Being Shitty Candle - because even in the darkest times, a good joke can be a real lifesaver.Made to soothe long and stressful days, this custom candle jar can accommodate all your ideas, artwork, or inspirational quotes on its custom candle label. The candle itself is made 100% with a natural soy wax blend and cotton wick. Choose between fragrances such as Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, Unscented, Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit and Eucalyptus Lavender Herb.
NOTE! Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
.: Size: 9 oz total (7.5 oz of wax)
.: 100% natural soy wax blend
.: Clear glass vessel
.: Average burn time: 50-60 hours
.: 100% cotton wick
.: Permanent adhesive label
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: NB! All scents have the same natural color
