Tired of candles that smell like boring old vanilla or cinnamon? Want something that really captures the essence of modern masculinity? Look no further than SJW Soy-Boy Sweat, the candle that will make your living room smell like a gender studies seminar at an overpriced liberal arts college.
š A Symphony of Scents:
Top Notes: A delicate whiff of soy milk, reminiscent of those overpriced lattes sipped while mansplaining the patriarchy.
Heart Notes: The unmistakable aroma of participation trophies, because everyone's a winner, even if they haven't actually won anything.
Base Notes: A lingering scent of fragile masculinity, like the faint echo of a man bun being snipped off in protest.
š„ Why Choose SJW Soy-Boy Sweat?
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Perfect for: Mansplaining enthusiasts, safe space dwellers, and anyone who thinks the Oxford comma is a tool of the capitalist patriarchy.
Not for: People with a sense of humor, those who lift weights (more than their phone), or anyone who can actually change a tire.
Caution: May cause uncontrollable urges to debate gender pronouns, organize a protest against toxic masculinity, or start a petition to ban "offensive" Halloween costumes.
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Ignite your inner social justice warrior with SJW Soy-Boy Sweat, the candle that will make your home smell like a Twitter outrage mob. Get yours today and let the soy-soaked scent of wokeness fill your nostrils!
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8ā³ Ć 3.5" (7.1cm Ć 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from nine different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color
