"Snow Flake Tears: The delicate scent of liberal fragility and safe spaces"
Opening the lid unleashes a fragrance so politically correct, it'll send microaggressions running for their safe spaces! Notes of gingerly-stacked pronouns and gluten-free microbrewed opinions waft through the air. Inhale deeply as herbs of organic outrage and artisanal anxiety calm frayed nerves.
Lighting this candle is sure to summon the spirit of Jon Stewart to quell any brewing thoughtcrimes. Ideological violation is no more - only a soothing scent that says "it's OK, nobody's wrong on the internet." Bring comfort to worried brows as delicate fragrances of inclusivity and vegan victimhood fill the room.
Each whiff transports you to a consciousness-raising collective where feelings aren't just valid, they're downright Constituional. This candle provides the perfect ambiance for your next book club dissecting the patriarchy one triggered tweet at a time. No safe space left un-safed!
But be warned - burning Snow Flake Tears for too long may result in accidentally appropriating scents from marginalized aromatherapies. Discretion is advised unless you've completed proper allyship training. Now go change the world, one mindful wax melt at a time! 5/5 virtue crystals.
.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar .: Compliant with ASTM safety standards .: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) .: Burning time: 50-60 hours .: Glossy permanent adhesive label .: Choose from nine different aromatic scents .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts .: Please note: All scents have the same wax color
