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Social Justice Warrior Stench Scented Soy Candle, 9oz, Trash

Social Justice Warrior Stench Scented Soy Candle, 9oz, Trash

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📢 Introducing: Social Justice Warrior Stench™ 📢

Tired of candles that smell like peace and harmony? Craving the pungent aroma of self-righteous indignation and performative activism? Look no further than Social Justice Warrior Stench, the candle that will make your living room smell like a Twitter hashtag campaign.

👃 A Symphony of Scents:

Top Notes: The acrid sting of virtue signaling, a potent blend of humblebrags, carefully curated social media posts, and the smug satisfaction of being "woke."

Heart Notes: The intoxicating fumes of online outrage, a complex bouquet of angry tweets, Change.org petitions, and the righteous fury of a thousand keyboard warriors.

Base Notes: The lingering odor of cancel culture, a heady mix of public shaming, boycotts, and the faint whiff of a reputation destroyed.

🔥 Why Choose Social Justice Warrior Stench?

Perfect for: Social media influencers, armchair activists, and anyone who's ever used the phrase "check your privilege" unironically.

Not for: People with nuanced opinions, those who value dialogue over dogmatism, or anyone who actually enjoys the smell of fresh air.

Caution: May cause uncontrollable urges to post inflammatory comments, join a protest mob, or start a Twitter war with a celebrity.

🕯️ Light It Up!

 

Embrace the righteous fury of the internet with Social Justice Warrior Stench, the candle that will make your home smell like a digital battleground for moral superiority. Get yours today and let the scent of self-righteousness permeate your living space!

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from nine different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color

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