🥖 Introducing: Socialist Sorrow™ 🥖
Tired of candles that smell like success and abundance? Longing for the comforting aroma of scarcity and despair? Look no further than Socialist Sorrow, the candle that will make your living room smell like a government-planned dystopia.
👃 A Symphony of Scents:
Top Notes: The stale scent of day-old bread, reminiscent of those endless queues you endured for a meager ration.
Heart Notes: The faint whiff of ink and bureaucracy, a reminder of the endless paperwork and red tape that choked your dreams.
Base Notes: The lingering odor of failed utopias, a melancholic blend of disillusionment, regret, and the bitter taste of shared misery.
🔥 Why Choose Socialist Sorrow?
Perfect for: Armchair revolutionaries, nostalgic Marxists, and anyone who thinks the free market is a tool of capitalist oppression.
Not for: Entrepreneurs, people with ambition, or anyone who actually enjoys the taste of fresh produce.
Caution: May cause uncontrollable urges to nationalize industries, complain about inequality, or start a commune in your backyard.
🕯️ Light It Up!
Embrace the sweet sorrow of collectivism with Socialist Sorrow, the candle that will make your home smell like a history museum exhibit on the Soviet Union. Get yours today and let the scent of shared suffering permeate your living space!
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.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from nine different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: All scents have the same wax color
